my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
oh looks its i hate myself o’clock
eating in class when ur not supposed to
"hey what you thinking about?"
it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear.
me filling out a job application
previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine
references: kim kardashian
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants
girl, do you like