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fortsam:

Me blogging.

fortsam:

Me blogging.

bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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durational:

I can’t stop laughing

durational:

I can’t stop laughing

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

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