being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants
girl, do you like
What state do you live in?
i love my wife
I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it